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Scientifically Accurate Dinosaur Mating Simulator 2022: American Revolution 1775 - 1786: Scientifically Accurate Dinosaur Mating Simulator 2023: French Revolution 1789 - 1799

First, the dinosaurs came for the American Revolution, and I said nothing, because I was a gamer and I wanted to play that game. Then, they came for the French Revolution, and I said nothing, because I was a gamer and that sounded ridonkulous as well.