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This is a Public Service Announcement, the world is experiencing a Class G Global Event. All agents are required by Global Catastrophe Protocol 56-EE to complete their alloted redaction paperwork before extermination can be allowed to take place. Management would like to remind you that any extermination that takes place before Global Catastrophe Protocol 56-EE may incur penalties, such as but not limited to, loss of fleet vehicle access, reduction of holiday hours, sudden psychic expungement and eviction from allocated staff accomodation. DO WHAT WE SAY